February 2012
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Best pick-up line ever. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
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